18. mobil mogok
(hari itu pertama kali gw ikut naik mobil bembi dan dia nyetir sendiri!)
dari skul ke baso kirana..
gw dd gisca itik olip : (jalan ke gerbang, ngeliat bembi bawa mobil sendiri) AAAAAAAA! LU NYETIR SENDIRI BEM?!
bembi : (dgn bangga) iya dong!
akhirnya sampe di kirana dgn selamat. makan. terus balik lg ke mobil. semua ud siap jln tiba tiba...
bembi : ANJIR MOBIL GW GA BS JALAN GILA!
kita : HAHHH?!?!?!
ge : gigi 1 bem.
bembi : iyaa! nih! ga bisa jalan tapi!
kita : (keringet dingin) gmn nih?
beberapa detik kemudian..
bembi : GOBLOOKK!! MESINNYA BELOM GW NYALAIN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Sunday, January 17, 2010
cerbobi lagi.
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Wednesday, January 13, 2010
nowadys life.
cerbobi
15. mira lesmana
(bembi baru saja selesai ntn sang pemimpi)
bembi : ren! ini sang pemimpi tu cerita nyata kan??
gw : iya.
bembi : si ikal itu andrea hirata kan?
gw : iyaa.
bembi : kalo mira lesmana itu cewe yg si arai suka kan??!
gw : ksduyfnladnuasdfpasi?!?!?!?!?! MIRA LESMANA KAN PRODUSERNYA!
16. bayi tabung
(abis ulangan bio ttg reproduksi)
bembi : EH! soal nmr 4 itu mksdnya bayi tabung kan?!
gw : iya.
bembi : bayi tabung itu sperma sama ovum dimasukin ke tabung kan?
gw : ...
bembi : trus tabungnya dimasukin lagi ke rahim ibunya kan?
gw : HAH?!
17. gusdur
chandra : gusdur kan org cina tau!
gw dll : hah?? emg iya?!
chandra : iya! org dia punya nama cina kok!
gw : hah iya?!
chandra : iya! makanya pas dia jd presiden org cina enak kan?
gw : gw kira gara gara dia bae!
chandra : bukan! gara gara dia emg org cina!
bembi : DIA KAN EMANG GUSDUR CINA PERTAMA TAU!
kita : hehhh?!?!?
bembi : (tersipu malu) eh mksd gw presiden cina pertama! ahahhahahahaha.
kita : krik krik krik
udah gitu begonya lagi td bajunya si bembi robek gede BANGET gara2 main dorong dorongan sama irving terus nabrak papan tulis dan bajunya nyangkut di besi tmpt kapur. hahaha. ada ada aja.
"A lot of people enjoy being dead. But they are not dead, really. They're just backing away from life. Reach out. Take a chance. Get hurt even. But play as well as you can. Go team, go! Give me an L. Give me an I. Give me a V. Give me an E. L-I-V-E. LIVE! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room." --Ruth Gordon as Maude in "Harold and Maude"
Monday, January 4, 2010
actress!
ud ah cukup ttg vanessa hudgensnya. eh kmrn ade gw di pesawat ntn all about steve dan dia ngakak terus ga berenti2 sepanjang film. gila jg dia. tp sandra bullock emg lucu sih. film2 drama-comedy-romancenya dia favorit keluarga gw. dan gw jd kepikiran sesuatu. cobaa sandra bullock itu ms rada muda (fyi dia ud 45 taun skrg! awet muda bgt kan!), trus main jd becky bloomwood! omg cocok bgttt. syg dia ud tua. pdhl cocok sekali omg. terus yg jd luke brandon keanu reeves! awww mulai berkhayal gw. hahaha. tp beneran dia cocok bgt meranin becky. kocak kocak pinter sableng gitu.

lake house (keanu reeves again)
gw sukaa film2nya sandra bullock! APALAGI YANG SAMA KEANU REEVES :D
ARGH BSK SEKOLAH!
"School is a weird things. I'm not sure it works." - johnny depp
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Thursday, December 31, 2009
01.01.10
liburan inii gw ke korea. omg dinginnya gila gilaan! minus 10 derajat! bgs gw ga mati beku disana (lebai). tapi seru bgt korea! terutama buat cewe. hahaha. toko kosmetik bnr bnr dimana mana. d i m a n a m a n a. skinfood, faceshop, mischa, etude dll banyak BANGET! jauhh lbh murah dr di indo. di indo si rampok bgt. si dede nitip bb cream skinfood. di indo 230rb, di korea cm 90rb. puas bgt kan? hahaha. trus fashionnya jg kerenn. berhubung lg winter jd fashionnya winter jg sih. kebanyakan baju2 lengan panjang dan wool gt. tp keren bgt! surga dunia gila. hahaha. pokoknya bagi kalian para wanita, datanglah ke korea!
ini beberapa foto foto norak dari korea :
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Friday, December 18, 2009
second day of holidayy!
13. suku badui
(lagi belajar buat blok sejarah)
moses : bem! dimana letak badak bercula satu?
bembi : dimana ya.. kalimantan ya?
moses : hahahaha. ujungkulon lah! semua org jg tau. kalo jalak bali?
bembi : YA BALI LAH (merasa direndahkan)
moses : kalo suku aborigin?
bembi : australia dongg (merasa pinter)
moses : kalo suku badui??
bembi : ohh. gw tau tuh. mm.. MALAYSIA KAN?
moses : SUKU BADUI DI BANTEN DOANG BEGO! (ngakak)
14. malpraktek
(lagi presentasi SMU dan kita semua DIPAKSA hrs ikt)
bembi : de, kuliah dokter tu 6 taon ya?
dede : iya.
bembi : bukannya 5 taun ya??
dede : setaonnya kan hrs praktek ke daerah.
bembi : OHH IYA HARUS MALPRAKTEK KE DAERAH DAERAH DULU KAN YA??
dede : lkishflaksnclwq?!?!?!?!
hahaha. dasar bembi. anyway, kmrn gw nemu web isinya quotes bgs bgs bgt deh. salah satu favorit gw yg ini (walopun rada panjang tp bgsss) :
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let us down, probably will. You'll have your heart broken and you'll break others' hearts. You'll fight with your best friend or maybe even fall in love with them, and you'll cry because time is flying by. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, forgive freely, and love like you've never been hurt. Life comes with no guarantees, no time outs, no second chances. you just have to live life to the fullest, tell someone what they mean to you and tell someone off, speak out, dance in the pouring rain, hold someone's hand, comfort a friend, fall asleep watching the sun come up, stay up late, be a flirt, and smile until your face hurts. Don't be afraid to take chances or fall in love and most of all, live in the moment because every second you spend angry or upset is a second of happiness you can never get back.
- Unknown

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Monday, December 7, 2009
sahabat hingga akhir hayat.
Sesudah lulus kuliah, mereka memutuskan untuk masuk menjadi mariner. Melalui serangkaian keadaan yang unik, mereka berdua akhirnya dikirim ke Jerman. Di sana mereka berjuang bahu membahu dalam salah satu perang terburuk dalam sejarah.
Pada suatu hari yang panas terik selama suatu pertempuran yang sengit, di tengah tembak-menembak yang gencar, pengebomamn, dan dalam keadaan terjepit, mereka diberi perintah untuk mundur. Sementara para prajurit berlarian mundur, Jim menyadari bahw Philip belum kembali bersama yang lain. Perasaan panic mencengkam hatinya. Jim tahu bahwa jika Philip tidak segera kembali, maka ia pasti tidak akan selamat.
Jim memohon kepada perwira komandannya agar ia diizinkan pergi mencari sahabatnya, tetapi dengan marah, komandannya menolak permintaan itu, dan mengatakan tindakan itu sama saja dengan bunuh diri.
Dengan mempertaruhkan nyawanya sendiri, Jim tidak mematuhi larangan tersebut dan pergi mencari Philip. Dengan jantung berdebar, sambil berdoa, dan terengah-engah, ia berlari menembus hujan tembakan, berseru memanggil nama Philip. Tidak lama kemudian, peletonnya melihat Jim terhuyung-huyung menyeberangi medan perang sambil menggendong tubuh yang lunglai.
Komandan Jim memarahinya, meneriakkan bahwa tindakannya Cuma pemborosan waktu berisiko besar.
“Temanmu sudah mati,” ia menambahkan, “dan tidak ada yang dapat kamu berbuat.”
“Tidak Pak, Anda salah,” jawab Jim. “Saya tiba di sana tepat pada waktunya. Sebelum ia meninggal, kata-kata terakhirnya adalah, “Aku tahu kamu pasti datang.”
(gw pertama kali tau novel ini kls 1 smp. dan gw nyari nyari terus sampe skrg baru ketemu! slh satu cerpen plg bgs yg pernah gw baca. paling bikin merinding! hahaha)
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Friday, December 4, 2009
life oh life :)
ud lama kykny gw ga nmgin hal hal yg rada serius. keasikan sama cerita cerita bodoh teman teman sih. hahaha.
well, sebentar lagi semester satu selesai. cepet bgt ga sih? kdg kalo lg ngejalanin hari hari rasanyaa beraat bgt ky gendong onta. satu menit kerasa ky lima hari. lebai hahaha. tp beneran. kdg ada waktu waktu tertentu dimana kita ngerasa kyknya waktu berjalan lamaaaaa bgt. trus kita ngejalaninnya ogah ogahan. nanti begitu sampe di depan trus ngeliat kebelakang, gila waktu ud jln cpt bgt, kemana aja gw?? hahaha. tanpa kita sadar waktu jalan cpt bgt loh. jadi kita ga blh sia siain tiap detiknya. walopun pelajaran pkn rasanya lamaa bgtt, pikir kalo suatu hari kita bakalan kangen bgt sama semua kebosenan ini jd nikmatilah setiap detik kebosenannya.
gw jd nmg gn gara gara gw merasa sebentar lg waktu gw di loren ud abis. dari tk gw di loren, g ngebayangin rasanya pasti sedih bgt keluar dari loren buat selama lamanya. bukan sedih biasa, tp sedih yg ga bs diomongin pake kata kata. ah gw jd sedih. gw pgn punya mesin waktu :(
anyway, gw termasuk org yg tergila gila sama quotes. gw suka sama kata kata org yg bnr2 menginspirasi, dalem, dan bikin kita berpikir. gw baru dpt deretan quotes bgs nih. inspirational quotes about lesson in life..
I've learned that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.
I've learned that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. The same goes for true love.
I've learned that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.
I've learned that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.
I've learned that heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.
I've learned that my best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time.
I've learned that just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
I've learned that it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.
I've learned that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do love each other.
I've learned that two people can look at the same thing and see something totally different.
I've learned that your life can be changed in a matter of hours by people who don't even know you.
I've learned that even when you think you have no more to give, when a friend cries out to you you will find the strength to help.
I've learned that the people you care about most in life are sometimes taken from you too soon.
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to them.
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ud ah cukup bermellow mellow rianya hahaha. back to something funny!
cerbobi
12. hasil uan terbaik
(pagi di jem wali kelas)
bu destri : biasanya uan itu hasilnya ngga terduga. pernah ada anak yang kita kira bakalan ga lulus, malah nilai bahasa indonesianya paling tinggi. bukan cuma paling tinggi di sekolah aja, tapi paling tinggi se-rayon loh.
kita : woohhh.
bembi : (senyum senyum bangga) gw tuh!
kita : (muak)
(jem jem terakhir. kita ud lupa masalah uan)
kita : (ngejek ngejekin bembi)
bembi : EH lu semua liat aja ya, ntar uan nilai gw paling tinggi se-RAWON!
kita : RAWON?!?!?!?!?!?
bembi bembi, yakin bener nasibnya bakalan sama ky si anak juara rayon itu. hahaha. ud gt ada cerita lain lagi (bukan cerbobi).
lagi di kantin nmgin konser rain..
moses : eh knp ta si rain namanya rain???
kita : iya yah knp ya..
moses : JANGAN JANGAN SI RAIN KALO NMG MUNCRAT LAGI!