groom's vow

I promise never to take you for granted
Or utter a word unkind
Never allow my affections to be recanted
Or stop marveling at your behind
To also marvel at your warmth, your wit
Your refusal to condone animal slaughter
Your wisdom, your laugh
Your inability to boil water
To be your best friend for the rest of my life
And to thank the God you're not sure about
For fooling you into being my wife
- Hugh Grant, Did You Hear About the Morgans?